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[sammie @badbitch248]

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

[Jenni Konner @JenniKonner]

I think the biggest mistake we made is telling Americans that wearing masks is to protect other people. Know your audience!

[sammie @badbitch248]

@briebee2 I love him!!! Good job buddy!!!

[betsy @betsy_mapp]

Governor Whitmer extended the stay at home order until May 15th and here’s what the men of Michigan had to say about it! I fucking hate it here bye

[Matt Sterling @MSterling27]

The best content you will see this weekend:

President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins' dog enters room of 100 people to look for his owner, walks through everyone to find him, is very happy to do so and demands a belly rub during an official event

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

They be high as shit, as a family lmao.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

LOVE HER

You're a disgrace to the world 😂😂

Young queen speaking truth to power

RETWEET if you agree

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

TALK ABOUT IT !!!!!

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

going to the club tonight i’m gonna get soooo farted 🔥😎

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I can’t get over the concept that women birthed every man. So every misogynist was brought into the world from the labor of a woman. The hate really is mind blowing

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

[Brad Betts @870South]

If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

[J E N N A @jennawyspy]

99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion

6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster

wake. the fuck. up.

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

Hillary could run again but her biggest crux is the Clinton name. Get rid of it. First name too. Run as RODHAM. Gain 30 pounds of muscle, go totally bald. No “I’m with Her” slogan anymore. Just, “It’s RODHAM.” RODHAM sprints everywhere she goes. Tim Kaine is still her VP choice..

[lloyd @lloydtheabstrac]

get in loser, we’re manifesting

[Cher @cher]

I’m sure I put on 500 lbs
In the last 2 days

[andrew @mascfemme]

mary helping jesus get ready for his bday

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Just a reminder that Our President has been accused of:

- Raping his Wife
- Walking in on Naked Teens at Miss Univ. Dressing room
- Admitting to grabbing women by the Pussy
- Raping a 13-year-old child
- Raping, groping or sexually assaulting 17 other women

Yet no one cares