heymynameisbob

bad bitch reincarnated

[liyah @liyagalleriaa]

all that shit you was spitting so unoriginal

[kyree @ecIipsmoon]

i hate when you post pics and that one mutual get too comfortable tryna be funny in the replies

[deandrea ✨ @deannichole_]

I’m not staying up all night wondering what a nigga doing. Baby, I’m going to bed.😂

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

I’d sacrifice my dad’s side of the family for wealth.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[JM. @sadityjm]

Must Be Nice

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Convincing a girl that you love her just to have sex and dump her is very rapey btw

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’d talk to somebody and they’d be thinking we have good chemistry whole time I’m just a charismatic individual

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

A man will fw u on and off for LIFE if you let him, you really gotta draw that line.

[solé @layxsnv]

them lil balls from taco bell with the nut in em 🔥🔥🔥

[M.S @sm4ruu]

This is definitely top 2 of the worst things a person can ever do to me

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[Yousef x3 @yousexuaa]

Misgendered a 2 month old baby at work today… The parents said they’re raising them with they/them pronouns… I’m not woke enough, I’m sorry…

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

how i look at my coworker after they help me unfuck my fuckup

[deandrea ✨ @deannichole_]

I hate a mean nigga. You is not talking to me like that, MR. BITCH!!!!

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

just clocked in and already thinking about going home

[nia-symoné 🦋 @niasymoneee_]

Bar too low. Trying isn’t enough. DO.