Olivia
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Bad Girl Equestrians
@badbitcheq
Off the rails & in the irons
Joined April 2013
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"So like how expensive is your sport?"
Like supporting a family of heroine addicts would probably be a smarter financial decision.
I just want to show horses and nap.
Sunday horse show vibes:
I need to sleep for a month
I haven't brushed my hair in 3 days
All I seem to remember is my Starbucks order
All you really need to conquer the world is coffee, mascara and spurs.
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Valentine? Did you mean to say Valentino? Otherwise it's a no from me.
In our sport it's normal to import expensive, accident-prone farm animals from Europe & call them "investments." No, I swear we're not crazy
Pokémon Go away from me...
"What does the H on your belt stand for?"
Hot mess
Help I need Starbucks
How many strides is that?
Hell no
People say horse girls are just rich cat ladies which I think is rather insulting because cat ladies do not have butts as nice as ours.
I wish everyone on my Christmas list was as easy to shop for as equestrians. Just get them alcohol, a nice gift card & you're done.
Boys trying to get over you like
Trying to hold on to your grades like
Things that can sense your fear:
• Horses
• Printers
• Liquid Eyeliner
"Horseback riding isn't even classy."
I'm sorry, does your sport have it's own tab on the Hermès website? Right then.
Guys are like, "I do leg day 3 days a week, so I'm kind of a boss."
Lol that's cute. In our sport, every day is leg day.
Guys, do not tell me that controlling a 1200 pound animal is not a sport when you cannot even control your own dick.
"I rode a horse once."
AND we both breathe oxygen?! WOW. We have so much in common. We must be soul mates.
Overtired and under-caffeinated.
They say this sport's expensive.
But we know nothing costs as much as some of the choices you're forced to make.
It's not the horses you should be afraid of. It's the people.
Everybody in this sport knows there's no such thing as a clean slate. You are judged by the mistakes you've made in & out of the show ring.
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