Kris - I say stupid things about books

Unhinged and out of context thoughts about the books I’m reading

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

A little about me for #booktwt ✨

-I’m 22, queer, and transmasc, he/him and they/them pronouns
-I’m in college studying horticulture
-I read a little of everything, though fantasy, climate fiction, and science nonfiction are probably my favourites
-My dms are always open 😌

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

I need these lesbians to kiss already dammit

[antonia @thebirthofvnus]

i was born in the right generation i love gay people and vampires

[fanna 🌼 @fannaforbooks]

True, there can never be too many vampire books.

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

RIP Louis you would have loved Mitski

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Claudia’s existence is so uncomfortable. She’s an interesting character but the moral implications (or lack thereof) of her existence hurt my brain

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

I will never understand why Anne Rice wrote the most homoerotic vampires and then went “but they don’t fuck tho”

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Imagine being the best character in a novel and fucking dying to save your best friend’s wife and kill a vampire just for Wizards of the Coast to make a MtG card for everyone else in the novel but you

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Sometimes a family is a married couple made up of one almost vampire and her husband, two boyfriends grieving the same woman, and their other boyfriend who is falling back in love with his favourite professor from medical school

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

As much as Seward claims he was in love with Lucy, I think he might be in love with Arthur and Quincy more. RIP Dr. Seward you would have loved living in a time where it was more normalised to pine after your close male friends

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

The real way you can tell Jonathan Harker is a white man from England is that he thought paprika was spicy

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

It’s like basically canon that Lucy’s blood type is AB+ right?

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Everyone in this book is gay and poly I think

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

The Count is in love with Jonathon obviously.

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

All I do is read books, chug coffee, talk shit and overthink.

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Lucy needs to learn she has two hands for a reason. She can hold Dr. Seward’s and Arthur’s hands at the same time. And also Arthur and Dr. Seward can hold hands.

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

My toxic trait is that I think a bad day can be cured with a quick trip to the bookstore.

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

@enerytime If I have to read an entire book for school, yes. If I’m only reading some chapters or excerpts, no.

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Toxic yaoi but they’re both the most despicable men on the planet and they’re cucking their mutual wife/mistress

[Kris - I say stupid things about books @badbooktakes]

Fellas, is it gay to have a picture of your favourite architect in your office but not a picture of your own wife?