Brian Mulroney

Former (and best) Prime Minister of Canada. Life of the after party. Spittin' ill knowledge of parliamentary procedure. Always strapped, so don't test me.

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

"Charlottetown" is my safe word.

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

When I was first elected PM, Mila and I did it with the lights on. #PMperks #elxn41

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

.@etalkben was just on the #Junos in a shiny suit? Must have been a normal suit drenched in sweat, because me and Mila didn't raise no poof!

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

My son @etalkben introduced me to Lady Gaga. I'd like to "Pokerface" with my "Disco Stick" if you know what I mean. (I mean fellatio)

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

What's going on in #Tehran ? Did they win a Stanley Cup or something?

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

My son @etalkben just told me his twitter account has been suspended! I'm pulling strings as we speak, but it might take a while.

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while, I've been busy costing Canadian taxpayers over $16 million, truly an enjoyable experience.

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

I just woke up covered in someone's blood. According to my last tweet, i've been asleep for four days.

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

I'm tripping balls you guys. Never buy coke from the dude in the alley by St. Laurent and Rene Levesque. #speedballin'

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

The best part of being an ex-PM is that CSIS can still hide a dead hooker or two when I need them to. Your tax dollars at work!

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

Mila is all Ambiened up, so i'm going cruising for tail on St. Laurent. PEACE!

[Brian Mulroney @badbrians]

My son @etalkben just told me about this twitter thing. Where the bitches at?