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[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

Girls need to understand that the whole point of having a boyfriend is to exploit his labour as an assistant, which should allow you to be even more fabulous

[khalia😘😘 @khaliajas]

textin me tellin me u love me n hope my day b great

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so in love with my life & heartbroken at the same time. what a rare coexistence

[Jane’s Fonda @Dominicannabis_]

When I tie the knot it’s gon be u me & my ego

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

if you take men seriously you will always be sad

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[adilson @aquamrae]

de seis em seis meses, eu percebo como eu era burro seis meses atrás

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

GIRLLLL life goes on. you might end up a single mom. you might lose your job. you might lose a few friends. whatever it is, you have to pick yourself back up & keep it pushing. never feel embarrassed for the things you go through in life +

[denise julia ♡ @denisejvlia]

ive killed a thousand versions of myself to be this calm

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Dating is optional. My bill are paid. My house is calm. My bed is big. You’re not competing with another man, you’re competing with how comfortable I am alone.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

One of my best friends is like this. She is an absolute MENACE irl. The most amazing stories, a truly deranged individual that I’d invite on ANY girls trip. But at work? We had to stalk her on LinkedIn to find out she’s like SUPER important at her job and industry

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

don’t skip your hoe phase it’ll come back and haunt you when you’re married

[iza @izamamaa]

I just kno he knows how to plan a great date night

[ً @lovsdilfs]

suddenly i love football