Andrew Crawford

Comic, Actor, Muscular Genius, currently Professor poet on Cbeebies Rhyme Rocket, amoungst other idiots.

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

@HashTagFagg @climbinghangar LETS GO

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

https://t.co/kzip1aB4Cy this right here is a sketch I did with @UNILAD and it's dead super funny. Watch it immediately

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

It's taken less than 24 hours after coming back to London to be told I'm doing my life wrong... it's super lovely down here

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

@Marzy_1 I actually thought differently but apparently 1984. The guy who wrote the article was born in 83

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

I don't feel like an entitled millennial, but I certainly feel that I should be!

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

Cry-dancing to Jitterbug In my room was the highlight of my year

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

We're so focused on the baby Iguana scene, but WHY didn't the horny Sloth have an overture of orchestral Barry White...

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

@TamarynPayne I have a photo which looks more like that cartoon, should I upload it???

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

@XpeacelVhippyX it's my favourite game

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

CHALLENGE:
Find me ANY playlist that doesn't fit perfectly over a Soul Train dance compilation video on YouTube...
Good luck with that

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

.@charlottechurch on her 1999 album cover, looks like every single girl I see walking round Hackney in 2016

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

Is the matinee performance called 'the curious incident of the dog in the day time'?

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

Who called it a Flapjack and not a Porridge Brick?

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

"I'm pregnant."

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Yes."

"Phew! Okay, I gotta go"

*Leaves*

"'Kidding me', that's a strange way of putting it..."

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

@racheljferguson

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

You can always tell if someone's been drinking Lucozade by how sticky their handshake is... Well... I hope it was Lucozade.

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept asking if she was seeing other people and she got sick of my jokes about her lazy eye.

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

This is how I sleep now. It hurts my back a lot but looks great if someone bursts in the room

[Andrew Crawford @badcrawford]

@racheljferguson weren't you in Verona a couple of weeks ago? How the mighty fall