dealer by lana

this is both my personal and fan account so deal with it

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[poponze @poponze]

Anne Hathaway viverá uma influenciadora conservadora que acorda em 1855.

Em “Yesteryear”, a personagem conhecida por defender um estilo de vida em que mulheres devem ser donas de casa e submissas ao marido, é transportada para 1855 e passa a viver na prática a realidade.

[Butt Doctor @chudology]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[Las brujas del mar @brujasdelmar]

El País le llama “tiempos heteropesimistas marcados por un desapego femenino hacia los hombres”, las mujeres le llamamos “las consecuencias del reiterado mal comportamiento masculino”.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

It's funny how Taylor has never really managed to capitalize on the seasonal Christmas music trend (sorry Christmas Tree Farm), but she somehow managed to create a seasonal song for the month of August.

[Odon @IAMOdon]

Brother if this comes out of the smoke to rescue me from a wildfire I am running INTO the flames

[JAY 🇺🇾 VA A VER A BTS @hobrush]

a mi prima de 12 años la mandaron a hacer un árbol genealógico (totalmente inventado y nqv) ESTOY LLORANDO

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭

[Rincón de Wally @RinconDeWally]

estoy llorando 😭📷 😭

[lulichinchu 🌭 @chinchulinchu]

Cuando era chica estaba obsesionada con este edificio

[Diego (guaraná) @givenamity]

En esto concuerdo. Si “gringo” fuera insulto, yo no sentiría la necesidad de seguirlo con “de mierda” cada vez

[𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐠𝐚 @rvfaga]

i find the “gringo = (racist) slur” propaganda funny bc it clearly shows you haven’t interacted with latinos enough to know that, when someone IS actually racist, they’ll use terms that will let you know FOR SURE that they are, and gringo is surely NOT one of them 😭

[dealer by lana @baddaphh]

Para eso vayan a https://t.co/7mq8XXXyMj que es lo mismo pero automatizado

[mica @micascapino_]

mi amiga le preguntamos que queria para su cumpleaños y nos preparó un pdf con nombre foto LINK ordenado por categorias para elegir adivinen su profesion

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

Jdjjd por el amor de dios haganlo decir mas de una frase coherente parece un minion con estos dialogos

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