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1. Turned to find her in an alley round the back of a pub doing a line of coke off the back of a 50p coin

[Amelia Pepper @PervyPepper]

Okay, so I’m a bit nervous about going for a drink tonight. Tell me about your worse dates.

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@AvonandsomerRob @SkyNews Yes.

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@fesshole Can't you just straighten out with a hammer? #PercussiveMaintenance

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@Sean_Boon @THFCeagles @SkyNews #StrawmanKlaxon nope. I've been very clear about what my points are. I am not telling anything else about my work either.

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@Sean_Boon @THFCeagles @SkyNews As are your contributions to spectacularly missing the point. Toodle Pip!

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@Sean_Boon @THFCeagles @SkyNews Of course. I work full time for a charity, so I'm very aware of the financial pressures we face. Not sure if £3.20 would be very newsworthy though.

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@THFCeagles @SkyNews That would be the equivalent of me donating £3.20

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@L3GSV Unexplained back pain begins at 40!

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@Anthony86679791 @itvnews

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@Anthony86679791 @itvnews If it was next door to his house, he might have seen it before?

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@jennyeclair Can't wait for all this money to start trickling down! We're gonna be rich!

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@MadScientistFF 7 minutes, in rush hour

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@MollyDragiewicz @FranksDad100 Maybe re-read the first part of that tweet. Those decisions need to be evidence based. Not all perpetrators are men, not all victims are women.

This isn't about semantics either. Maybe now would be a good time to reflect on why I feel so strongly about this?

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@watsoncomedian Confuse them with the "my money don't jiggle jiggle" rap

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@lollyfitz13 How much money do you make?

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@engagetrustuk @Liltbeverage @ULConfession It does! Something very similar happened to me years ago. Defo blaming it on the Dr Pepper.

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@yoghurteater No it isn't. My ex partner was abusive toward me and my son, and I'm very protective of what we have now. I won't tolerate any conflict or chaos.

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@hashtags1ngle My son's in year 9, it's been really good fun. He's just started learning the guitar for GCSE music, so we're trawling my CD collection for inspiration

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@aDatingDad When I talk about being a single father, the most common question I get asked is if my mum still does my laundry.

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@aDatingDad That's a line I've never blurred, I've always had plenty of girl mates, and female colleagues, never had sex with any of them. So, I don't know?

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This is the first thing on her profile, and it's not uncommon. You know how women hate men who treat them like their mothers, expecting them to cook, clean and pick up after them? Well, this is no better.

#Dating #OnlineDating