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blaike & briar’s hot mom

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BING BONG i’m a mom :’) never thought i could love something so damn much!!! ugh i love my life

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is having dempsey’s pizza & spin dip at my wedding socially acceptable ??

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went through pregnancy and birth twice just for everyone to say how much the kids look like john

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ppl constantly asking me when i’m gonna get engaged like i know the answer

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not only is it so attractive that my man can build/fix things so easily but i will randomly tell him we should buy something and he will say “i can just build one” and then will literally come home with it done a week later?? like the amount of effort is exquisite 🤌🏻

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dempseys spin dip could quite possibly cure depression

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $100 today

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when kourt said working is just not her top priority…. i can relate girl

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always wanted to have a galentines party but don’t have enough gals :(

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what the hell is up with all these burglaries in town

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when guys come in to buy a ring and they’re like “uhh she said she likes oval shape and yellow gold” so i show them all of the most beautiful rings that fit that description and they end up picking a white gold cushion cut superbowl ring 🥴

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wonder what it’s like to have a group of friends that hang out w you and your baby and do fun activities. so glad i have a little bestie but wow it’s lonely over here

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@JohnHoffman54 @Hoodville_ STOPPP 😂

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john calls ASMR “MRSP” and i just think it’s so funny.. he’ll whisper in my ear and say “it’s like MRSP” and i fucking die

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john just got a motorcycle and it’s already clear i’m no longer the love of his life

[John Hoffman @JohnHoffman54]

she belongs on a diaper box fr @Pampers

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thinking about how a year ago today, right around this time, i found out i was pregnant. this little girl changed my whole world in the best way :’)

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“you’re getting more and more straight and it’s pissing me off” -hunter

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@lilchalkeee thank you :’)

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not sure how i got so damn lucky but i truly love my life now. i love being a mom and i can’t wait to marry this man someday 😌 so fkin excited for the future

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just sitting here loling at how many of my “friends” were like omg becca i can’t wait to meet your baby i’m literally gonna spoil her!!!! it’s been almost 3 months since she’s been born and ……… crickets 🤣