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never tell me if im wigging out, i love that blissful ignorance

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@cespargo Cades doing more with less, especially given his stretch after ASB and the fact he didnt have a lob threat/ offensively orientated big till trade deadline

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The level of desperation necessary for a real estate agent to include a stock image of a local park on their domain listing makes is upsetting to witness.

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vicious cycle of asking my housemates to hide my vape and then staying up till 2am looking for it, impairing my ability to critically think, so i ask them to hide it again.

no one said it was going to be this hard.

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yes yes! look how the celebrities dressed today! yes!

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@daboomza been there done that, wasnt even in a lockdown, just was bored at work

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literally found some loose baccy (tobacco) in my trouser pocket haha im so bohemian :))

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How many times have you been tempted by an instagram ad for a game and just downloaded it?
Just hit double digits tonight!

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@nightpounce11 @CraigDavid craig david

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@thesimplesquish thats my boy

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Times I’ve been to Romantica: 3
Times I would swear I have heard the iconic Jawa scream at Romantica : 1

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Listening to grime/rap at peidemeontes thinking im really hard and then getting anxious and fumbling my words when I talk to the 45yo Italian cashier (Damn it).

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Haven’t seen anyone since I deleted instagram and its doing my head in. People have to know. They have to know I’m mature and that I detest social media.
This is all going so terribly wrong. I’m starting to think I fucked up.

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Tomorrow it will probably be 4 seasons in one day in Melbourne.

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I agree that yesterday is history, but tomorrow isn’t a mystery. I know the date, and the day of the week, and I have a good idea about the weather. So shut the fuck up.

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our current government is dystopic. 1984 is upon us and all the sheep follow blindly.

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all men in the world currently wearing v necks vs. all men in the world currently wearing boardies in a brawl (it would be more like a war)

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: cheiftan of the stussy tribe

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its good that sign language for friend is a double shakas, basically onomatopoeia at that stage.