kid named chemotherapy

[Cute Cats 🐱 @cutecats_____]

Me and my buddy in late night

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

Have never seen a tweet make sense less than this. If anything this is a Portland Oregon polyamorous fem vs a phoenix Arizona bisexual

[cats 🐈 @beautyquotes0]

It will be the WORST YEAR of your life if you ignore this kitten that has a disgust for kisses

[dyl @dyyyl444]

gays will take anon loads in a darkroom but refuse to share location with their partner until “atleast 6 months of dating” like ok carmen san diego

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

sorry if i come across as fuckable

[Youreender @youreender]

awkwafina on

"whatchu talm bout they "

[bronson 🪏 @rayonvere]

Took an edible and was able to fluently sing all of Shanti/Ashtangi

[morgan @marangho]

?!?!?!?!?

[Youreender @youreender]

Awkwafina on the plague

“whatchu talm bout they sick chile”

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

stole someone's chinese takeout and the fortune cookie said "you'll get what you deserve"

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Having an imaginary fight with my dad and he made a good point

[Miaw @Miaw]

Thinking outside the box. Literally

[ParaSL🛠️🚩 @MACE88041984]

I think you're just a gay pedophile

[STEPHEN ZERANCE @stephnz]

She really had the urge to give him one last whack with crooked teeth

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

the 6’2 himbo at the fancy bakery didn’t understand me when I asked for a half dozen croissants, i had to say 6

[Kea @jacquemusx]

Wait until you see THE REST!!!

[Nature Girl @Natureegir1]

Play time😂

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad