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savage baddie goth barbie

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I officially win craziest bitch of the year award I went to another country by myself to get this entire back piece in 2 days LMAO

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im going to marry this man so help me god 🥲

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I need some water, a gun, and my meds

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at the end of the day it’s just you and the person who stares back in the mirror

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start living with a man and all of a sudden a radiator now lives in your bedroom

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I just have really loud obnoxious nipples

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whenever I wake up before the sun and go to the gym I feel like the mitochondria

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thinking you are already the best is the quickest way to never be

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it’s not racist they are cats

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babe lemme chew on your deli parts

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I wish my fridge had an ass

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hotdogs would be a good coffee shop name

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this body is a machine that was built by courage the cowardly dog and a significant amount of substance abuse

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I got ratiod by sweatpants boner

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how can I enjoy myself in the club when I know there’s a pot roast waiting for me at home

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my boyfriend has been home off of tour for 3 days and already has had to go to home depot , pick up furniture from fb market place, and catch a bird that flew into my apartment..

poor guy prolly just wants to relax but!!!I’m just a girl!!!!

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there’s gotta be a worm shortage going on

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eggs ✅ fertilized

dick ✅ jorked

shirt ✅ didn’t last long

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I love seeing a bad bitch with a total dweeb

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who up learning

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Did anyone else know brat and brat were the same word