You are ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR. You find yourself wandering around a STRANGE PLACE. Presently you are determining how to destroy this world and rid yourself of the many STRANGE CATGIRLS and INSUFFERABLE MINE THROWING ROBOTS.
@RedMilesAway You try to shake hands with your HANDSOME CLONE but fail miserably as a result of your MUTUAL LACK OF A RIGHT ARM and your swords bumping into each other. Damn the world.
You are ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR. You find yourself wandering around a STRANGE PLACE. Presently you are determining how to destroy this world and rid yourself of the many STRANGE CATGIRLS and INSUFFERABLE MINE THROWING ROBOTS.
@Vinniepop_ups You successfully ignore the HOPEFUL MONOLOGUE from this slithery pain in the ass. You ready your BLADE for some more therapeutic stabbing and get ready to lunge forwards.
Your KILLER SENSE and POWERFUL NOSE caught the pathetic scent of this kid from miles away. Using your DEMIDOG YOU MEAN DEMIGOD POWERS you teleport behind the kid before they can run. Nobody stalks the Noir.
Who the hell is this kid anyways? Why do they look so pixelated? Eugh.