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@Ruky_Baby27 Sorry to say this; your mama dey craze, your family dey craze join!
I sincerely hope say you no dey craze too cos you are almost there if truly you're worried about them!

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@kenkenlewu If a woman asks me that type of foolish question, I will simply file for divorce!

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@arojinle1 So, who fines the snakes that will eventually eat them?

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@arojinle1 Gaboon viper should definitely make the list of top 5 in Nigeria!

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@Nig_Farmer Let's agree with her attack on this issue, everything she said is correct

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@moemudi01 The first rule is to leave a pair at the entrance, secondly, put at least a mat or rug at your entrance, finally, make sure your sitting room floor is very clean and attractive!
The wise visitors don't need any explanation, the stupid ones will be told however you wish to!

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@lollypeezle Always buy the quantity you can finish within a month to two

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@the_beardedsina Now how some guys will take soft drinks and still be drunk while some of us dey digest a whole bottle of whisky without stress!

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@Sadeeyarh01 To be honest with you, they should all live together or at worse, in thesame town, if they can't, there's really no need marrying more than one!

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@Nig_Farmer Thanks

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I lost my brother on the 16th of this month, we will bury him on the 23rd, I have been organizing everything without shedding a single tear.
Reading this piece now is overwhelming, I sincerely hope I'm able to pull through without creating a scene on Tuesday!

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

I have never seen my dad sad, teary eyes or anything. Strong & cheerful man always making funny jokes and angry when we messed up.

When my beloved uncle died, he was arranging everything making sure everything went well. While everyone was teary.

He was emotionless!

When they brought him from the mortuary, his countenance changed but he was still running points.

When they laid him down in the ground, that was when he dawned on him his beloved brother was not coming back.

I have never seen an adult cry bitterly and uncontrollably ever in my life.

The second time was when I went with my friend to bury his 7-month-old pregnant wife... He didn't cry when we laid her down to the ground. He cried when we went to pick her up at the mortuary... God! even the morticians shed tears.

I didn't cry at the mortuary or when we were laying her down. I started crying uncontrollably when myself and my friend (the husband) were shoveling sand to cover the casket after the pastors left.

We finished and we both sat down and cried.

You can't know how to express pain when it hits you...

I pray you'll not experience the death of a young one... It's the hardest thing anyone can face!.

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@ditalareina @tamunoM1 A ni ode ni e se!

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@Teeniiola Na you dey disturb yourself say Cele na Church

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@jon_d_doe On a more serious note, how people get comfortable being this unhealthy still baffles me!

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@johnling We don't really care about the Arabs, they aren't really Africans, but sad africa is in real trouble with us!

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@patobonato He's a Nigerian and we absolutely love him!

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@GovernmentZA

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@Arsenalbabyyy Kindly choose from this map, thanks

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@AfricanHub_

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