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[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

Thanks @miamiparking for acknowledging that my monthly garage card entitles me to come and go, but still refusing the card and charging me $15 before allowing me to exit, because I didn’t have my card with me when I entered this morning and pulled a ticket to open the gate.

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

Really, @RoyalCaribbean, a Caribbean cruise ship that just doesn’t offer banana daiquiris?

It’s like having a poolside band that doesn’t know any Bob Marley.

Disappointing.

[Lahav Harkov @LahavHarkov]

Latest hostage figures from the Israeli government coordinator:

137 held hostage by Hamas:
- 117 men, 20 women.
- 126 Israelis, 11 foreigners (8 from Thailand, 1 from Nepal, 1 from Tanzania, 1 from France/Mexico).

Among the hostages:
- 2 children under 18
- 10 aged 75 and above.

Released:
110 individuals released so far: 86 Israelis and 24 foreigners.
2 hostages were killed in captivity, identified as IDF soldiers.

7 individuals are classified as missing, meaning that it is still unknown if they were killed or kidnapped

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

Neither the Attorney General nor the Solicitor General should be addressed as “General.” It is an adjective describing their jurisdiction.

[hunter* @y2khunter]

what opinion will you defend like this?

[Mayim Bialik @missmayim]

When people march and assert RESISTANCE BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY, this is what they are supporting: gang rape, mutilation of women’s bodies, and torturing fetuses. I can’t believe I have to say this again: Rape is never an act of resistance. Cutting off body parts is not an act of resistance. This is what happened on October 7. I believe women and I believe the footage Hamas has broadcast showing sexual crimes against women. Do you?
https://t.co/q22zfZ1V7y

[Noga Tarnopolsky נגה טרנופולסקי نوغا ترنوبولسكي @NTarnopolsky]

💥Over the past few days the families of several Israelis thought to be living hostages held by Hamas have been informed their loved one are dead. Tonight, Aviv Atzili was declared dead.

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

That cheating scandal must be worse than I thought.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Wolverines!

"Wolverines to gain US federal protection" https://t.co/BG2gfsLZBW

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

@lucasdrayton @JudgeDillard Can I call you 'Frank'?

Why 'Frank'?

It's a nice name. Richard Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank.

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

@RMFifthCircuit Can we have a brown paper wrapped, behind the counter edition for me practicing my OA in the shower?

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Zeke Faux explains what Michael Lewis meant by "FTX was a legitimate business"
https://t.co/2RJozaPt0T

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

@TheJuanWilliams @washingtonpost @nytimes Sounds bad

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

@mattyglesias American Jews aren’t critical of mass immigration because every single one of us benefited from it. I won’t disparage the ability of anyone to do what my great-grandparents did to give our family a better life.

[נדב איל Nadav Eyal @Nadav_Eyal]

Two stories from Israelis who were kidnapped and then returned home. One gives insights on Hamas, the other tells you something about the Israelis from the Kibbutzim who were taken.
The Israeli Health Minister shared that Adina Moshe, 72, whose husband Saeed was murdered by Hamas, argued with her Hamas kidnappers to allow her to stay in captivity - so that another woman, who she believed was in poor health, would be freed instead.
This happened after 50 days in Hamas underground tunnels. Imagine the courage and solidarity needed.
The second story tells you something about Hamas. Hilla Rotem Shoshani, just 13, was kidnapped with her mother, Raya. The deal with Hamas was to not separate families and release them together. However, only Hilla made it back to Israel. Hamas claimed to the negotiators that they lost track of her mom.
Back in Israel, Hilla told the IDF what really happened. She was with her mom the whole time, until two days before her release. Then, they were forcibly separated by the Hamas terrorists. Hamas intentionally did this *after* the agreement was in place, to break the deal by sending Hilla, 13, alone. Back without her mom.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

from ⁦@CNBC⁩:

"US drivers can expect the cheapest gas prices on Thanksgiving since 2020.

The nat'l average for gallon of regular gas was $3.31 on Monday, 25 cents cheaper than a month ago and 36 cents lower than the same period in 2022, per AAA." https://t.co/mTl47q1CsO

[‏Tal Schneider טל שניידר تال شنايدر @talschneider]

#Breaking New Shifaa hospital cam shows how the Hamas terrorist led civilians abducted from their homes in Israel into Shifaa at gunpoint surrounded by many terrorists. The hospital was run by Hamas

[‏Tal Schneider טל שניידר تال شنايدر @talschneider]

another video. As you can see this is from btw 10-11 am on Shabbat morning. The hospital is full of terrorists taking in abducted Israelis, and Thai, and Philippines foreign workers. According the IDF spokesman Noa Marciano was murdered inside Shifaa hospital

[Tomer Persico @TomerPersico]

The testimonies, some of them video-recorded, from the October 7th massacre, show Hamas committed multiple acts of rape, at times including torture, genital mutilation and dismemberment, towards Israeli women and girls.

Many are still in the hands of Hamas right now.

The silence of women's orgs, first and foremost @UN_Women, the fact that organizations professing protecting women and women's rights all over the world swallow their tongue when those women are Israeli, is nothing short of abysmal moral bankruptcy and a betrayal of our shared humanity.

It will not be forgotten.
#MeToo_UNless_UR_a_Jew

[Nicole Lampert @nicolelampert]

As a feminist, writing about the betrayal of Israeli women by our movement was hard.
Writing about what had happened to Israeli women was even harder.
And the testimony in this piece was some of the most difficult words I’ve ever quoted.

https://t.co/WFKPIY3eBi

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

@SCOTUSPlaces Pretty vague and open to interpretation. I can easily see Thomas saying, he completely complied with that provision.

[bad lawyer @BadEsquire]

@SCOTUSPlaces Is there anything that Justice Thomas has been reported to have done that he “may not” or even “should not” have done if this had been in effect?