Brittney DeWitte

[Jennifer Cross @JennCrossPLS]

#kindness

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

I just want to take a moment to recognize that I officially signed up for AARP - mainly for the discounts. Turns out you CAN "look like a hot librarian" AND be eligible for AARP. Life is wild. #dontletyourdreamsbedreams

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

I know that “you look like a hot librarian” is supposed to be a compliment but it just makes me feel like I’m about to be eligible for AARP

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@princessanne122 Ugh if I could rewind that orange cat w/o eyes would be mine 😭💕

[Barrett Courtney @SadBoyBarrett]

Don’t get complacent. We have to keep fighting. Coronavirus is still here. Black lives are still being killed. Kids are still in cages.

Nothing is immediately fixed here.

We need to do everything we can to take the Senate. And we need to hold them responsible for proper change.

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@princessanne122 Dawwwwww. @princessanne122 I’m blushing.

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@princessanne122 goddammit Anne 💀

[raleigh pauleigh @musicalmerf]

i want to BAKE but then I will EAT IT and get real FAT

life is hard

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@DanielJacobBerg ....true

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

living with your SO is basically just attempting to identify sounds continuously together. "was that the dog?" "was that the smoke alarm?" "was that your butt?!" .....#bliss

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@De_Cheeseus HATE. IT.

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@hereforthememe7 This is when you pull a plot twist and ask him out 💁🏽‍♀️

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

Am I the only one that finds sitting criss-cross applesauce super relaxing?

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@rushedphenom @ChrisABallance They gotta keep you hanging on somehow! Its all about the flashbacks.

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@ChrisABallance @rushedphenom Everyone knows not to judge a show until you get through the first 3 episodes....

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

Nobody:

@DanielJacobBerg: “and that’s the story of how I was once a suspect in a bank robbery...”

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@annecreech3 But mainly the airports....

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

giving these to the lucky lady that streams old town road the most this week

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

One giant leap for mankind

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

@SatanTickle Totally referring to the responses to inhumane activity from border control, but applies to that too 😂 #unemploymentroxx #sendmejobs #plz

[Brittney DeWitte @badewitte]

"we take all of these allegations very seriously," i.e. we were not proactive in holding ourselves accountable for our practices and now shit is hitting the fan