kody

happy & sad at the same time || BADGALRIRI || he/him/his

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Mirror mirror on the wall, show me penis, cock, and ball

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[just a @F466OT]

Airports should have gay bars

[kody @badgalkody]

I will very gladly listen to Zara Larsson over this bitch any day. That’s what I do anyway

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“If you not my fan, I don’t want you to listen to my sh*t. Go listen to motherf*cking Zara Larsson or somebody.”

— Chris Brown in new Instagram story.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Hearing someone say ‘female’ instead of woman in real life

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Guysssss I’m BOREEDDDDDDD somebody DO SOMETHINGGGG

[☆ L A N A @lanajarae]

darlene mitchell you are such a light in this world my god

[kody @badgalkody]

@drakediaztwine PARV WITH A CUNTY BOB omg I never knew I needed that until now

[kody @badgalkody]

@itsdarlenebtw Banana!!!!

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

obviously i tell my cat "bye i love you" before leaving the house

[doxie @doxie_gay]

I think minimum wage should be 1500 dollars an hour plus two drugs of your choice

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

We put a man on the moon 50 years ago. Why did we stop??? We could have put them all up there by now 🥴

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

if I went on survivor I’d tell everyone if they vote me out I’ll kill myself

[esahc @49eerfc]

benson boone leaning into thirst trapping is making me so happy WE NEED MORE SLUTTY MALE CELEBS

[poppy 🍓 edtwt @211cals]

when the outfit eats but it’s clear I do too

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

uber should have a service where the driver runs you over

[kody @badgalkody]

Home Alone 2 is so much funnier when ur high