AliG

No, I still haven’t finished my PhD.

[bludhaund @pixikiIler]

why is this how it feels to look for a job

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

@1followernodad I still can’t stop thinking about that rose quartz sex cave and I read it like 4 years ago.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

I thought Piriton were the same thing as Benadryl and took three. Am I going to see colors instead of having itchy eyes?

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

I would say I’m sorry I came to bed smelling like green olives, but I need my 3am depression snack.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

@TheDINKLife I just got diagnosed with post Covid CFS/ME after a year of extreme fatigue and migraines. I think I saw 10 different specialists? The healthcare system is a joke.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

I’ve had two companies tell me that I have too much “focused experienced” to be a good fit for them so I’ll just go yeet into the gorge now.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

This reminds me of the time I tried to describe what Gritty was to my British fiancé but couldn’t remember the word for “Gritty” so I made up a thousand other mascot names. Looking good Gritster.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

All you need is love

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

This. I just had to pay back my company 8 days I took when I had Covid. Covid I caught working for said company.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

It’s wild that Americans are *still* in a pandemic and don’t have guaranteed paid sick leave yet.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

Sometimes I wonder if I would’ve stuck around the US if Lizzie would’ve gotten the presidential nod. These vibes are immaculate.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

You bet I'm in this fight all the way.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

What witchy thing do I have to do so the universe will give me a damn break?

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

@NuwOne Unknown. I dress like an athleisure asshole everyday at my current job, but it’s an American company with a UK office.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

When I’m asking what your corporate culture is, it’s professional speak for asking if I can dress like a shitbag.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

Imagine these 80’s serial killer vibes rolling up to the Zoom interview.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

I identify deeply.

[Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrauthamer]

thinking about when i was working at a particularly evil literary agency in nyc and really hated my job and was super hungover one day and didn’t want to go to work so instead i just told them i had been hit by a car

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

Why does my disgusting ass want this?

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

Should I wake my British fiancé up at 1am to ask why the UK is still allowed in EuroVision after Brexit?

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

@1followernodad I was thinking this too, how do I become a New York Times book critic but like, for the cool kids?

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

@sarcasticLory Someone is probably on strike.

[AliG @badgerbabe622]

I found myself to be quite entertaining during this phase.

[Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling @LadyHawkins]

Hate it for the Swifties, but "your friend in her 30s broke up with the man she's been dating since her 20s, the man you ALL THOUGHT she'd marry, and now you have to deal with at least 18 months of her making the Most Unhinged Dating Choices Imaginable," IS a Phase of Life.