Dr G

'Hospitals are no place for the sick' Currently researching ice

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

Patient: it's fine, my gums always bleed

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

Patient: before we start, can I tell you about my invisible condition?

*warily* ...o...k

#irishmed

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

@EdzardErnst Shiatsu sounds doggy

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1/3 of a crunch cream! This madness can not continue

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@ScottishJill with the addition of stolen sugar sachets, lemonade can be made

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

@ScottishJill if every department has 'one' erroneous ink cartridge

...how much money has been wasted?

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

@ph0ti resist temptation to comment when witnessing paper pulled in the opposite direction to the rollers, mid print

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

Manager: can't you just 'upskill' someone else to do the job?

...it's unlikely the receptionist nor the patient will relish that suggestion

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

...what are you choking on?

Colleague: *cough* smoothie *cough*

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@drlfarrell @iainbyrne @ERMurray communicate via pigeon messenger, snail mail or badger reconnaissance

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How's the NHS printer audit going?

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As a patient, test the robustness of your local NHS by cancelling and rebooking all upcoming appointments

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

If the government really wanted to break the NHS, national 'no footwear week' would be mandatory

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A bleep says what?
All signs must be wipeable

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The 'us' and 'them' debacle continues

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@SLSingh should be a good episode when he teams up with Rastamouse

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Patient: I'm going to breed with my dog later

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We should probably start planning for the pre planetary colonisation tax

...to pay for the intergalactic war

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The NHS pillow shortage resolved after 9yrs

The patient satisfaction survey'll go berserk if there's no doctors/nurses

Think of the admin!

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'I don't work on this ward' = stood around chatting