PuppetMaster

You should always be here, with me.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

I started a Go Fuck Yourself account for you

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Sometimes you have to let people go so they can find someone worse than you.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

Sometimes, you do the things you have to do, not the things you want to do..

[freckles @x_freckles_o]

I like to scare my kids with stories about dial up internet.

[freckles @x_freckles_o]

Him: How are you so interesting?!
Me: Mental illness.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

You can show me everything but don’t tell me anything, you won’t mean it.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

Your learning curve is a circle

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

As I’ve grown older I’ve developed an irrational fear of bad weather.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

The algorithm made me do it..

[kauaibride @Kauaibride]

alive and living are not the same.

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

At any moment you're one step away from looking like a dumbass like pulling a push door.

[Say it ain't so @Shut_up_Marissa]

Why am I still baffled by how many ridiculously stupid and ignorant humans exist in this world

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

Progress isn’t easy..

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

i only tweet when i’m spiraling

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

It's called sarcasm. Add it to your recipe.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

@andlalune Can’t have a defense that gives up 30 every game…

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

@andlalune Let’s go Buffalo!

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Hopelessly devoted to shit posting.

[Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent]

Relationships come and go but have you ever had your favorite restaurant close down?

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Syncing our lunacy.

[PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA]

I don’t try to fail but when I do, you’ll know I did everything I could to succeed..