Badger MJ

After a tragic fusion accident, I maureen johnson, have become a badger

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Why does this account have 100 followers, i ask in a badger tone

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@maureenjohnson i drew a caricature of you but i drew it with badger poop :(

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@maureenjohnson the badgers would like you to be our queen

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@maureenjohnson that picture could use a badger...

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Pick me to see @TheAvettBros on tour [May 2nd] ! Visit www.theavettbrothers.com!

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@maureenjohnson Me. Talk about me. And probably books. That would be good. But mostly me.

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@maureenjohnson if I can eat rabbit poop in desperate times, you can surely eat plastic.

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@maureenjohnson diggin' for grubs!

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@maureenjohnson is it time for a late night edition of four questions?

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@htpo I am in no mood to engage in bestial activities, you vile incubus!

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@maureenjohnson *judges harshly the way only badgers can judge*

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#welovemj because jars are hella comfy

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its a great day to be a badger

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Pi!

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@maureenjohnson John Travolta from Badgerfield Earth.

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i wish badgers could grow moustaches...

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@maureenjohnson *obligatory badger noise*

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@maureenjohnson GRUBS AND WORMS!!!

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@maureenjohnson I will always be yours, maureen!