Dr. Ozmonium

Anxious and Fabulous

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I know what I want for christmas

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Fart Lauderdale

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It went great except his name is KYLE

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I had my first first date in 4 years after my boyfriend beat the shit out of me three weeks ago

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This woman on Facebook who thinks chimichangas are called Jimmy Changas is giving me so much life right now

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I think i just road raged m night shyamalan

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GAY GAY GAY

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Vibussies

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My new thing is going on grindr and telling muscle dudes who hit me up that im "not into fat guys" and getting to witness the ego death is better than sex

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The hard hitting journalism we're all looking for

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Rest In Pope

Or something

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More like Thanksgiving GAY am I rite?

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Pumped for Vice President Inbred Couchfucker

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I'm a ghost I'm a ghost I'm a spooky ghost, I'm a spooky spooky ghost

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I'd be more than happy to help Shawn Mendes figure out his sexuality. Just putting it out there

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These new bon iver jams are the old bon iver jams we've been waiting 13 years for

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Megalopolis was good but everyone needs to stop hiring Adam Driver. God what a shit actor

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@SenJackReed Your support of the state of Israel is abhorrent. You're on the wrong side of history. Sad to see you fall for peer pressure and fitting the mold instead of speaking out against genocide. Truly disappointing. You lost a vote with this post and, frankly, likely dozens more.

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More like Patriot Gay, am I right?

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Really mad I can't make this my new router name