mormon bates

isabelle, 27, she. "noted +@ scholar."

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genuinely suicidal for the first time in a few years so of course i come back to twitter

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crossfaded, watching the i'm afraid of americans music video and missing my mom terribly

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just bought tickets to see tmbg on my birthday at mr smalls, so hopefully that doesn't trigger another global lockdown like it did when i tried to do it in 2020

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okay TECHNICALLY bc of hidden america, a show which i wouldn't have watched if not for jonah being the new host of mst

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honestly idk why people are still like. giving their actual cash money to make more mst3k when rifftrax exists and it's much better bc it has mary jo and bridget

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i say this as someone who is genuinely only engaged to their fiance bc of mst3k s11

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nothing happened between us i just moved away for school and i don't know how to be friends with people. i'm excited tho

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i'm going to my high school best friend (who i haven't seen in about six years)'s daughters first birthday party on sunday and i'm nervous like i'm an estranged sibling being invited to their first family gathering in decades

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a fun fact about me is that i played violin for like twelve years and i'm fucking awful at it. never practiced. what a waste of everyone's time

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https://t.co/TkMy8oIgkF
remains one of the funniest things rifftrax has done

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is anyone really surprised that i'm attached to the tall, dark, and handsome actor whose career was essentially ruined by appearing in one (1) horror movie

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drunk off my ASS and getting really emotional about anthony perkins

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this is a mr yuk household

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h8 that monster factory is...still funny

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saw "make a little birdhouse in your soul" and did a double take, then saw "linnell flansburgh" and nearly crashed my car

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shout out to this bus stop i drove by in birdtown

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i can tell that i'm a) drunk b) about to start my period c) in One Year Dead Mom Anniversary mode bc I'm watching the doctor worm video and crying about the idea of one guy with a guitar and the other with an accordion.

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i'm hot for anthony perkins in the way only a lesbian can be hot for a gay man

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I get that i say this about every @TitusAndronicus album but The Will to Live is the best @TitusAndronicus album

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does it make it any better if it's in a wlw/mlm solidarity way and that i think anthony perkins is at his hottest when he's old as shit

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i watched psycho and now i'm an annoying tumblr girlie simping for norman bates.