a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT
in honor of pride month i’m painfully remembering when i was starting a new job last year and was meeting the team and they were like “i’m mae and this is april” and i responded “well here comes june” with a limp wrist gesture and not a single one of them laughed or even smiled
scientists please explain how come the sleepy before u sleep is so cozy fun silly comfy awesome time 2 socialize but the sleepy after u sleep is sandpaper sahara desert torture forever simulator
mentioned bpd to my psychologist n she laughed n said i don’t have bpd, so i admitted that ive been masking during our appointments for two years and a short list of coinkidinks n she just kinda stared like this for a while, then picked up her notepad n said let’s get into it