Allan 🎹🎙🎨

Composer of Radical Saturday, the airbrush van-art hokum of the Bandcamp set. Voice-over artist, beloved by tens of people.

[Allan 🎹🎙🎨 @badgraph1cs]

It's only taken me 6 years to figure out that Twitter truly is a profound waste of time.

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@BeccaHope24 @gupdoo3 Passed over the research I see.

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Coming Soon to Cinemas: A gritty live-action* reboot of Earthworm Jim. Starring Chris Pratt as Jim, Scarlett Johansson as Princess Whatsername, and Idris Elba as Psycrow. Also, Psycrow is NB and that's why they're evil.
(*photorealistic CGI)

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Everyone who plays N64 ROMs on Windows right now:

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Nft be like heres 9 different colour pixels that i still own thatll be the entire gross national product of colombia please

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The LGBT+ community

[Steven 🪐 @gupdoo3]

The LGBT+ community

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@nintendolife @gupdoo3 The only way he gets to do that is if the film sucks so bad Nintendo wants everyone to forget it happened.

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My most recent tumblr post said "TIL that you can die from eating too much liquorice."

If I were to abandon my Tumblr account at this point, that would be absolute ironic gold.

[Allan 🎹🎙🎨 @badgraph1cs]

@JournalStarNews Yknow, my math teacher just pretended to be an Italian doctor. "Dottore, I stub-a my toe-a!" "Okey-dokey, you gotta getta the Epsom-a salts and you gotta sohcahtoa." Of course, he also was Italian.

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@chris46622176 @gupdoo3 See, signs like this? This is how you get Egged.

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@JournalStarNews Maybe it's the fact that they aren't all weird evangelicals and conservative dongs who take horse medicine and wear chin diapers.

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@JournalStarNews

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Uniformed police on horseback rounding up black people is the most accurate portrayal of how far American civil rights have "progressed" in the last 160 years. Like, this same image could be a Civil War-era engraving. Nothing has changed.

[NPR @NPR]

For many Haitians, the experiences lived at Del Río encampment served as a painful reminder of their past. It's a history of racism and mistreatment by U.S. authorities that dates back to when Haiti gained its independence in the 19th century. https://t.co/tsOBE9yqiu

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@ReviewsPokemon @gupdoo3 Thank you

[Allan 🎹🎙🎨 @badgraph1cs]

"You know retweeting pro-union stuff is going to make people pass you over for jobs, right?"
Maybe if people are anti-union, I don't want them to hire me? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

#IASolidarity

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@JournalStarNews Good, and I cannot stress this enough, riddance.

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@JournalStarNews Breaking News: Republicans say, "People should take horse medicine and malaria pills instead of COVID vaccine cuz #freedumb".