MaiTai

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

the culture of my people 💪🏽

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

This some gangster shit. Dude kidnapped a guy so his wife kidnapped his mother … and told him however he returns her husband is how he gets his mother back.

Would your wife do this for you?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

not now honey, mommy is judging the met gala looks

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

the moon is such a planet I can’t even stand it

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

chunky if you’re listening to me you have to google the moon https://t.co/lgFhIwjAul

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

me saying on the family group chat that i’m happy with the chicago mayoral result while my boomer relatives act like they’re progressive but.. are also vocally upset about the mayoral results

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

bro this was a wild ride

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

You're telling me the cops STOLE THE KID'S PET GOAT WITHOUT A WARRANT so a STATE SENATOR could KILL IT AND EAT IT AT A BARBECUE https://t.co/0dTNVt2JPh

[David Zabinsky @DavidZabinsky]

This is Minik.

It’s 1897, and in this photo, he’s around 7 years old.

But little does he know -

His life will soon tragically take a turn for the worse, all because of a North Pole explorer and a New York City museum.

A story:

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

god this was such a good time

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

me in positano throwing up off the side of the boat and blaming it on seasickness to the staff

[Titti Hedren @CreoleBbyBritt]

I am in tears

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

burger king? more like brawling ring

[magstrology @magstrology]

Colour palettes for your big 3

*how I see it*

Find yours and QRT

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

we love to see jon stewart drag the dog shit out of someone who deeply deserves it

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

You should stop what you’re doing and watch this entire clip from @TheProblem.

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Bosco is Cocaine Bear

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

now come on now

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

you may approach the lizard king

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

@__emmjayy lol exactly, I will miss and grieve all of the clowning, but won’t miss the terrible leadership

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

who else am I gonna see in hell for cackling at this

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

yo this was triggering because I dated multiple fuckbois that were like this and i gotta say - this is also great depiction of the emotional energy of their bullshit

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Baby just pay that delivery fee mmmk

[MaiTai @badgurlmimi]

can we as a society stop making everything a fucking crop top

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Watch hundreds of years of yellowing varnish being removed from this Jacobean Panel Portrait of a Noblewoman painted in 1617 in England.