Lazer Ramon

Starting winger and the 2nd Captain of your Flat Back Bumps of the EASHL.

[The Big Sauceman @BigSauceman]

i prefer to spin like this before potting the goal

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

This guy gets it.

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

@BigSauceman Unless it’s AC Slater. I hear he has a mean toe drag. #savedbythebell #friendsforever #imsoexcited #imsoscared #zackattack #bigbopper #kevintherobot #savethemax

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

@bumpshockey Eat shit @MURRRRRRRPH you’re dead to me. #Traitor

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

@BigSauceman The PR team was THIS close to giving him access to a twitter account. We missed your magical touch on the penalty shots Murph.

[The Big Sauceman @BigSauceman]

he’s not my captain @badguylazer #bumpshockey

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

@BigSauceman 1 hand is cute. I would have done it with no hands.

[The Big Sauceman @BigSauceman]

Gameday shaves are the best. Stache is looking fresh for some saucy action tonight #fact #manscaping #bumpshockey

[The Big Sauceman @BigSauceman]

Respect to my captain @badguylazer for letting @MURRRRRRRPH lead the dry land drills the past few days. The young guys on the squad look up to him like a dad #veteranpresence #teamleader #chellegend

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

@BigSauceman @MURRRRRRRPH The old man’s earned it. He’s been playing so well lately. Also I made his child cry when we were playing mini sticks in his basement but that little shit Clenton should have had his head up. #rolemodel #ministicks #veteranpresence

[Lazer Ramon @badguylazer]

@BigSauceman And I deposit those apples upstairs where momma keeps the widowed shut in grand mother. #bumpshockey #NewHockeySlang

[The Big Sauceman @BigSauceman]

I like my apples saucy and my girls sassy #bumpshockey