Fucker Carlson

I used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@NateSilver538 Lick my balls.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@mynombreeschris @KDORR_USA Toad the Wet Sprocket has endorsed Trump. Now you don't know what to do.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@LPNH @ChaseForLiberty You suck your dad's dick with that mouth?

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@JayWeber3 I can understand how a child being proud of their parent is so foreign to you.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@MikeCrispi @WeanWade "I need context to not be a piece of shit," says amazing piece of shit.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@TulsiGabbard FFFFAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTT

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

I would say that I'm sorry your parents didn't love you, @charliekirk11 but they clearly had a good reason not to.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Totally not weird.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

Meet Ben Shapiro, who can't even satisfy himself sexually.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Meet Tim Walz, who lives in a van down by the river

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

How's the power grid out there, dipshit?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And 𝕏 HQ will move to Austin

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@nypost Go fuck yourself.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@mattgaetz At least until Junior High is out.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@EricTrump I have. Every time your father says he's proud of you.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

I will take over the hunt for the real killers. They can't just get away with it. RIP OJ

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@AMCHelps sent

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@AMCHelps @fandango screening of Dune was cancelled due to fire in theater. Screening was cancelled over an hour after start time. AMC and Fandango point to each other for the refund. Which of you two will refund my ticket? Neither is not an acceptable answer.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@AMCTheatres @Fandango screening of Dune was cancelled due to fire in theater. Screening was cancelled over an hour after start time. AMC and Fandango point to each other for the refund. Which of you two will refund my ticket? Neither is not an acceptable answer.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@ScottAdamsSays But now who will pay Port Authority prostitutes to put on an apron and beehive wig and tell you that mommy loves you while you show off your first grade artwork?

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@elonmusk Fuck you.

[Fucker Carlson @badhatharry]

@TheLivingWorst @hnjohnso @mynombreeschris I get my smoothies from an Indigenous woman who lives in a Quonset hut on Abbott Kinney. I'd wave it, but the Medicine Woman who makes it says that disrupts the mango spirits and brings shame upon my house.