The Oats

The unholy offspring of Lightning and Death, Nephew of a Hip-Hop Legend, UCA Alumnus. I tell jokes sometimes.

[The Oats @BadicalDude]

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[The Oats @BadicalDude]

This will never not be funny to me

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Imagine like you live with a giant who you cannot communicate at all with. The giant will feed you and see to your basic needs in exchange for occasionally subjecting to horrors beyond anything your brain can even begin to comprehend.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Every kid who had a TV in the ‘90s has “Je suis la jeune fille!” embedded in their brains like the code word that activates the Winter Soldier

[B. Gates @BGatesTweeeets]

Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I wrote this about Memphis. Strictly from the perspective of that city’s contributions to black music. Memphis is a city that has given us so much not only in regards to music but in civil rights and labor rights as well.

I will never be on the side that Memphis deserves less.

[ms. aries ❤️‍🔥 @ChaoticwithaK]

Been on here since ‘09 y’all are not real twitter users

[hel☆٩(о´∀`о)و☆ @p3achcakegirl]

white people in 2012

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Nigga be jamming thinking about Sigorney Weaver

[Don'tUTalkAbtMissJenkins @Jamellbell]

Doesn't escape me how natural it seems for black artists to see the world as naturally multi ethnic, but we have to explain away white filmmakers obsessions with homogeneity.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

They was mad at me

[The Oats @BadicalDude]

FOR THE SECOND TIME

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

They are enraged at a Druski skit.

A Druski skit.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

They are enraged at a Druski skit.

A Druski skit.

[I’m named after El Debarge @hydrothemc]

Bob Barker being a racist is not shocking.
Bob Barker being a racist is not funny.
Racism is not funny…
But every part of this clip right here (ESPECIALLY the end) has had me laughing for 5 minutes!!!!!!

[happy black history 4 the rest of my life. @raveun2symphony]

It’s not the person in this picture I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

cousins in dominican families

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

(That corgi story is the last pure thing left in the world and Im almost scared to believe it. If its AI I will start the war against the machines tonight.)

[isaiah @tlop444]

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is that there’s somehow always proof too

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

When flag football got announced as an Olympic sport I said dont count on America to dominate. We have a monopoly on tackle football bc we’re the fattest nation on the planet but flag football won’t have the big boys battling in the trenches.

Then folks responded to me with “yeah but what about QB play. We’ll still dominate there”. The QB play in this clip is all the QB play you need in flag football- a little 3yd dump off to someone who’s shifty and fast enough to make opponents miss in space

A country like Jamaica with a bunch of 10.02 guys who couldn’t make the Olympic track team cut would be a problem in this sport.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

She made a great joke & people was pissed