Bad Ismailis

Eat nandi and don't get your gatpaat dhagas in a twist. It's satire.

[Bad Ismailis @badismailis]

running through the fatimid empire with my woes

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Who needs Thanksgiving when you've got SHUKARVARI BEEJ, amirite? #BadIsmailiTurkeyday 🙏🍗

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And then God was like "yo Ibby the son has gotta go," and Ibrahim was like "rude but k," and then God was like "PSYCHE 🐐" #EidMubarak

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Take me on a tour of the #IsmailiCentre so I know it's real

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Toronto Ismailis all like 😏😏😏😏 http://t.co/P8Mm6KfP69 #AgaKhanMuseum

[Aga Khan Development Network @akdn]

WEBCAST: Opening ceremonies of the Aga Khan Museum and the Ismaili Centre, Toronto http://t.co/I8kVP9JPkf #AgaKhan

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RT if you're down to make @Drake an honourary #BadIsmaili

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:') #blessed #The6 #badismailisloveTO

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Ontario #BadIsmailis, let's get real, who is pumped for all the wheeling going down on the 12th? #mubaraki

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#BRAvsGER looking like Fidai vs Everyone who isn't Fidai

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#BasicIsmailis: "I'm, like, 85% Blair, 15% Serena"

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#BasicIsmailis Showing up to WPW with your little fluffy white dog in one hand and Starbucks in the other. Don't forget the ombré hair!

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#BasicIsmailis Making Mowla Bapa your #mcm

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@Kiran_Viranii @sabapanjwani ... you two should go to Khane more often #actuallybadismailis

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Current status: feenin for more cotton candy but worried about looking like a Ms. Fatty Fatty #GCSoccer2014 #FatIsmailis

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The struggle when someone is way better looking on Day 1, but only a solid 6 (with good lighting) on Day 2. #whathappened? #GCSoccer2014

[Bad Ismailis @badismailis]

Ahh ... my favourite weekend of the year. Day two of wheels, astro turf, and gossip. #GCSoccer2014

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RT if you'll come home from chandraat majalis and watch the HIMYM finale BEFORE taking your obligatory chandraat selfie #badismailis

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RT if you're a little (or very) upset that chandraat > the HIMYM series finale

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Always, always use the opportunities you have to let people know how much they mean to you. RIP.