Jackie Bland

Bingo wings haver. Views my own.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@FondOfBeetles @amwilson_opera I love the Dogs Trust. There’s a woman in Colchester with more money than me and who is roughly the same shape who donates!

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

imagine if humans stretched after every inconvenience like cats do

work email?

big stretch

argument?

little nap

life would be beautiful

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@andrewdoyle_com @CooperHaans @matthewsyed Lol.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@GeoffNorcott @veezugroup 👎🏻

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

84% of men's idle thoughts are spent preparing for exactly this scenario.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@Wifty8 Someone who doesn’t have a job but feels very much like someone who works for a living.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

The last sentence is the real meat and potatoes of this.

What's being promoted as a 'social media ban for children', is really an ID check for every adult.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@godblesstoto I’d buy at least one thick cut ribeye. Not from Asda but from the proper butcher.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@GoodLawProject JFC

[Lemma’s Animal Desk @DoctorLemma]

Arsenal, one of England’s big football clubs, just donated a pile of their players’ old socks to a horse and donkey sanctuary, and the rescued animals are now wearing them.

It works because modern football socks are footless. Players wear separate grip socks on their feet, so the long sleeves get thrown out. That shape turns out to be perfect for sliding onto an animal’s leg, where they keep flies off sore skin, hold bandages in place, and cover the leg while hooves are trimmed.

The sanctuary, the biggest of its kind in Britain, says the bright red socks have already cut down on vet visits. The donkeys have also decided they make good toys, and have taken to pulling bananas out of them.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@godblesstoto @DreyfusJames It was Buffy for me.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@godblesstoto That’s great.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@CountBinface lol

[louis appleby @ProfLAppleby]

Ensure patients receive treatment as planned.

Listen to families.

Social responsibility.

This is where the Nottingham Inquiry can re-shape our profession.

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@ZackPolanski Nobody voted for Amazon

[Jackie Bland @BadJackLine]

@thefarmersheep Wanna go on a date? There’s a great restaurant up the road who does a great mutton curry. X x