Shelley Eriksen

International TVho. Tender and flaky. Writer, showrunner, creator. Next up: The Imperfects, on Netflix.

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@budweiserstage Lie.

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#TTC providing service that's... Below and within. (That's a play on above & beyond, y'all)

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I’m kidding, nothing could make @AirCanada look good.

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So a drunk guy reeking of his last week liberates a knife from his knapsack on the @VIA_Rail car from Montreal to Toronto. And sure, it’s to cut his brick of mozzarella, but he was hammered before we left the station, and I’ve watched him take drugs, and everyone is on edge.

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I’ve always enjoyed train travel but this was a failure of nerve somewhere along the line. The worst part? This just made Air Canada look good.

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@TheDHTaylor not raisins. I'm begging you.

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@aeroplan is so useful and helpful and interested in customer service they did not reach out to me about any of my observations; Maybe the doctor bill from the clinic that treated my NEW mold-induced asthma will merit attention. YOUR HOTEL MADE ME SICK

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Dear @Aeroplan, here's the hotel you're promoting:

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So @Aeroplan, thanks for your usual stellar service. Clearly you hate your customers, and hey, @Aeroplan? Read the reviews on all social media everywhere - it's reciprocal.

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the @Aeroplan rant, cont'd. First up, can't reach @Aeroplan . Second, the hotel - truly horrible, Las Palmas by the Sea in PV, Mexico - is falling apart, and third, each of the three rooms we were shown REEKS of mould - or mold, if that's your spelling jam.

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@Aeroplan It's not like I want to talk about @Aeroplan in public. But @Aeroplan won't provide you with a way to reach them, here is where you end up. So @aeroplan...

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Define basic fail, then add contempt. Well done, @AirCanada
https://t.co/WGI1l0TlgP

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The Beyoncé track I just listened to had 18 credited writers. That's easily 13 more than the last writing room I was in. To be fair, the song was over four minutes long. #SAG

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@okaino glorious. resplendent. amazeballs.

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@zoewhittall thank you. That brought back so much joy.

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@elonmusk comedy AI writers killing it today.

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@jfiliatrault There's another vote you haven't listed... #wehavenotes

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I miss my knees.