Bad Luck Bruce

Just your average idiot on campus, with a nack for bad luck. Made by his roomates

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Forgets to lock door before he leaves for class, friends break in and snap his favourite hockey stick in the midst of the fuckery

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Wakes up early to be on class, accidentally drops hockey gloves out 5 story window before leaving... #badluckbruce

[Allie Cotter @alliecotter]

At a table with 7 girls, that doesn't sound like bad luck... 3 trips to get them all a glass of water? @badluckbruce1 lookin' thirsty kid 😂

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Wishing @RileyBruce11 the best of luck in the new year, may the odds be never in your favour. No seriously I need some new material

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Power goes out, can't find any of Santa's gifts #badluckbruce

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Super stoked for university, forgets he had Rusu for grade 12 math and knows nothing on the subject #ohriley #itsinyournotes #goodluckkid

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Knows nothing about calculus, has final worth 85% #badluckbruce #summerschoolprospect

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Gets huge concussion and goes back to room for quite time, fire alarm goes off

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Everyone get #badluckbruce trending, we need to get this kid some new lucky horseshoes

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Thinks he gets a sweet deal on a shirt in jack and jones, only female shirt in store #badluckbruce

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Goes to bar and milf asks to fuck, too drunk to respond #nexttimeboys #badluckbruce

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Gets bike for easier transportation, handle bars snap and eats shit in front of girls #badluckbruce

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Goes to gym for first time with high hopes of getting dizzled, bad form results in broken back #badluckbruce #outforweeks

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

95% comes to guelph for rugby, concussion, out for season #badluckbruce

[Bad Luck Bruce @badluckbruce1]

Comes to guelph with high hopes, gets that idiot @ChrisSora4 as a neighbour #foreverkickinghisdoor