Bad Luck Eagan

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Takes the cocoa, forgets to cram

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Well followers its been fun but there's no need for Eagan accounts anymore cause theres like 20 so on the behalf of bad luck Eagan good bye

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Takes girlfriend to fancy restaurant, Chinese Gourmet.

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Throws a rager, has some freshman help him out

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Goes to moms funeral, Mr. Graham tries to recruit him to cross country

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Starts new hair salon, Miley cirus is her first customer

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Asks girl to homecoming, kailey somora

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Stacy's mom has got it goin on, Stacy Jamison

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

@The_N_Kat *mainly

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Bets another $100, Canadian upset

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

S/O to @daveimmen and @NeverItsMorgan our true friends (manly because there the only people who message us)

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Bets $100, on mckayla maroney

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

@daveimmen and we are quite fond of you

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

@ItsMadisonn18 well then...

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

@ItsMadisonn18 woah woah easy now ALL of those Eagan accounts?

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Starts a epidemic, the Eagan parody epidemic

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Finally gets license. Fishing license

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

Goes slender man hunting, never heard from again

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

@EaganProbs oh ok I was confused well nice job

[Bad Luck Eagan @badluckeagan]

@EaganProbs we didn't make this?