BadLuckEggbert

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I be saying “babe” platonically and “bro” romantically you can’t save me.

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

ever since i was a little boy it has been my dream to be soft-launched on a beautiful woman's instagram story

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

They’re calling it the most Saturday Friday of all time

[່ @strssdyt]

idk how to flirt but I can ask you a million personal questions that are none of my business

[Errai @errai]

We all have that friend who’s a concept

[Nkeki @28nkeki]

met the loml but i owed karma

[kaif @1kaiff]

I hope she gets my message

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Real

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[C @C111010]

Ever since I left the city You

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[k !s 🆙️ @kwillscrewU]

I truly believe music taste is somewhat a reflection of intelligence.

[$$$ky 𓅓 @skyyreturns]

How it felt defending Drake during the beef in 2024

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.