BadLuckBrett

Anything that can go wrong, does.

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Calls locksmith as a last resort. Waits over an hour. No cash to pay locksmith. Ends up paying him with a Taco Bell gift card. #Classic

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Calls @SweeneyLinguini to bring a coat hanger to unlock car. 5 people try and can't get it unlocked.

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Goes to Taco Bell with 3 dimes to try and win a free taco. Locks keys in car. Doesn't win taco.

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Buys new batteries for xbox controllers, tv stops working same day

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Badgers final four in madison bars at 20, loses both his fakes at 18

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Only gets in one photo at the gatsby themed party, clandestine snapchat. And photobombed

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Tries to open a pop can again...

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Carries DayQuil bottle in jacket pocket as a lifeline for a day, bottle leaks

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Hides open beer from cop inside a winter glove, slices finger open from holding the mouth part

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Yup

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

*finishes writing notes secretly on his palm*
Prof: "who else needs a scantron?"
*raises the same hand*

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Pepper sprays hand out of curiosity, takes a piss before washing it off #firecrotch

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Moves into new apartment. No wi-fi or TV.

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Told to order a water for the empty seat next to him, doesnt get his own when waitress comes

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Tries to start bonfire with gasoline, burns hair off

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Goes to Mall of America. Locks keys in car. Has work in one hour.

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Knocks full bottle of 19-dollar hair product on floor. All of it spills. JK that was @SweeneyLinguini

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Its all fun and games till someone gets pistol whipped @thafisherman69 @trinisedwards

[BadLuckBrett @badluckflug]

Has 20 minutes before calc final. realizes everything he wrote on his notecard was from pre-calc last semester. #gettinanAforsure