Hoon

My favorite word is all-day breakfast

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i’ll never understand why people are so flaming for avocados

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My first game !!!!! #gopats

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how good was Dead Poets Society

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How does Alanis Morissette do that with her voice

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So many dads who can’t find their wives in target right now

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@gmbeauregard Lol I just saw this

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@alysssax3h: “This song makes me feel... ya know”
Me: “Yeah, yeah”
Alyssa: “Like it’s hitting all my feels”
Me: “Oh, I was gonna say I can feel the base through my jeans”

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“Why does this song remind me of Rugrats Go Wild? You know the one with the Wild Thornberry’s”
@alysssax3h : “I had a lemonade stand when I was a kid just so I could raise money to see that movie in theaters”

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@Emonnee007 thank u, think i’ve got the legs and the facial expressions for it

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when i was a kid i always wanted to be one of those girls who opened the briefcases on Deal or No Deal and that’s a sad little girls dream

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@stinith i think so too

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@_DevinNicole what!!!! that is historical!!!!

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@cjohn24444 The worst

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The only thing I don’t like about cous cous is that I can’t get a lot of it into my mouth at once

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@maggiedowen It’s because we’re stressed all the time 😀

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I have a feeling tonight’s one of those nights I’m gonna have a dream all my teeth are falling out

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@NateL__ Funny right

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“The Sandlot was on last night so I couldn’t sleep” - My Mom

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Did I sign up for some newsletter that I don’t know about? Because I get daily insta DM requests from girls asking me to join their nude squad and I don’t know what else this could be a result of

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Quite literally just watched a man in traffic take his dentures out of his mouth and rinse them outside his car window

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punkin just farted and sneezed at the same time..... in my face