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mastermind amazing

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@lufthansa I’ve done both of these things..

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Excuse me, @lufthansa can you help me? I received a notification my lost luggage would be delivered to my hotel on September 30th and it never arrived and I haven’t heard a thing from Lufthansa since… I’m going home Friday and I don’t want to leave without it

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@lydiakauppi I would like some more seating (and protection from the elements) at bus stops in Minneapolis 🥲

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It should be against the law to dump someone on the full moon

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I wanna cuddle and make out so bad rn 🥺

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This solar eclipse tarot pull last night was wiiild good energy

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No one’s best friend is like mine; truly 1 of 1! This is an @ok_mag1 appreciation tweet 🙌

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Idk why all the men in my life make me repeat myself at least 3x till they hear me but I said TURN RIGHT AT THE GOD DAMN LIGHT!!

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@ellnjhnsnrdrgz Bitch me too, what you don’t like me? If I smell bad just tell me don’t move to Spain

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Co-star really trying to gas me up to be a boss today but I just wanna wiggle my mouse all day and do shit-all, where’s that reading for me?

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I told my trainer I didn’t go to the gym yesterday bc the people I’m crushing on are not giving me the energy I want and it’s annoying and distracting

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Really need to keep my head down and remember this

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If you don’t cuddle me all night long like you’re wearing my skin, my dog gets to sleep in bed! Non-negotiable bc physical touch is my #lovelanguage

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my horoscope says I’m bout to fall in love w the next cutie boy in tight clothes who catches eye contact for more than 3 seconds. Happy pisces season to me 🙃

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Part of me wants to stare at the floor till March, and the other part is still mad I didn’t holler at the guy eating breakfast at Vivir alone, wearing a turtle neck 5 saturdays ago

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@ellnjhnsnrdrgz Omg do it!!!!

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@ellnjhnsnrdrgz Ditto

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@britgart if they match the length of my 8in inseam bike shorts, my heart flutters

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Boys in short shorts at the gym >

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I love that we’re getting less-masc boys playing superheroes in box office movies nowadays. Hyper-masc men are the villains not the heroes