Michael Reid

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Parents leave town. NO PARTY

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Tries to flip you off...HALF A FINGER

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Parents bought me a new computer. FINGERS DONT FIT THE KEYBOARD

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Friends come to my house. TO SEE MY SISTER

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Finally gets friends. HATES THEM ALL

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Tries to steal sunglasses. GETS CAUGHT

[MichaelReidProbs @MichaelReidProb]

My life sucks so bad people feel the need to make two twitters to make fun of me.. #MichaelReidProbs

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

@MichaelReidProb we're all friends here

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Looks for butthole...FINDS IT

[Michael Reid @badluckmicael]

Finally hooks up with a girl. 3RD PLACE