Bad luck mitch

I don't have the best luck

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

I get mono and not the fun way

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

@JSmittty59 I wasn't eating pizza ☹

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

Gets pulled over for expired plates under a minute from my house

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This is what I'd like to call the peak of bad luck Mitch. #stopwhitepeople2k15

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

My rent is due Tuesday but I don't get my first paycheck until Friday and I'm broke

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

Freshman year of high school my mom went through my internet search history...

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

@badluckmitch2 I had to reach over a booth with a family in it

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I was at Cozumel a week ago and I asked the server to close the blinds because they were shining in my eyes. He told me to close them myself

[Bad luck mitch @badluckmitch2]

Sophomore year of high school I spent hours trying to find someone that was 18 to buy me an ehookah. It ended up being a dud

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In lieu of recent events and my level of luck I decided to restart this account. Enjoy...