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[eva @badminton118]

im addicted to information

[eva @badminton118]

@diablo349667 i went to portland this happened to me in real life

[eva @badminton118]

every mf I ever met from fayetteville smokes a cubic foot of weed and jumps in front of trains for fun

[eva @badminton118]

you have to wrap that car seat headrest shit up in high school

[eva @badminton118]

one time I lost my phone on a rollercoaster and the employee asked “can you describe your lockscreen” and my lockscreen was this

[eva @badminton118]

as a cockroach hater whos parents dont believe in pesticides I love living in a hot humid urban city known for its trees

[Jacob @Yostemitewater]

night memory

[celica @genderatio]

the first nigga to fry a pickle had 2 be going thru something troubling

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[☾⋆ @TheAbyssframe]

the art of leaving

[eva @badminton118]

hes banging on those bongos like a chimpanzee

[eva @badminton118]

grunge is the sexiest genre music probably too bad its basically heroin addiction affirmations

[eva @badminton118]

that mf a survivor at best

[eva @badminton118]

theyd have to rename whatever a “liver” is if they saw the way i been using it

[eva @badminton118]

teaching a guy from portland about astrology and jncos. kind of like teaching a camel about sand

[eva @badminton118]

i witnessed things so affirming that human beings have inherent psychic abilities i never even questioned it

[eva @badminton118]

eastern north carolina

[Reagan❤️‍🔥🫀 @GAYWEEDDAD69]

tonight I was spiraling in depression and my gf took me for a walk and we found a pew and I summoned all my friends to help carry it home now I have a pew and no depression and I love everyone around me

[eva @badminton118]

@Schmutz_9R type shit