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@DefendingBigD So’s the series

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@SaadYousuf126 I hope Jamie bought the team dinner before fucking them like that.

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@SaadYousuf126 Regicide

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@SaadYousuf126 Why is Ted Cruz doing a Warriors podcast?

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Thanks to todays game, physicists have been able to confirm #ousucks as the fifth fundamental force of nature. #HookEm

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@jesspryles Carcinolicious!

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@SaadYousuf126 So glad the guys had that time in the crease at practice the other day.

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@Ahaley Grackle Fight! at the HEB, Austin’s premier Panic! at the Disco cover band.

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Apple: Remember when we took away all your ports and function keys and gave you a crappy keyboard? Sorry about that, here’s a notch.

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It’s amazing how many CIOs are apparently making data infrastructure decisions during college football

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Apparently “all gas, no brakes” means “full of hot air, can’t stop shit”

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Spencer Rattler, a darn bad red QB. #OUSucks

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@Ahaley Pickup? You didn’t make her ride a horse to school like a “real Texan”?

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@Ahaley

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#HookEm

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@Ahaley All Popes be like

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Who’s got two thumbs and no AC? This guy! #hotenoughtomeltsteel

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@Ahaley I’m holding out for the Omega variant that gives us superpowers

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@Ahaley

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@Ahaley I think I know a guy.