Bad Pandas

A good panda will help you move; Bad Pandas will help you move a body.
A good panda will bail you out of jail; Bad Pandas are in the cell next to you.

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Bad Pandas had their fingers crossed.

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Bad Pandas think WWF stands for World Wrestling Federation.

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Bad Pandas break suicide pacts.

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Bad Pandas will rebel against whatever you’ve got.

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Bad Pandas don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

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Bad Pandas can get that for you wholesale.

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Bad Pandas help little old ladies halfway across the street.

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Bad Pandas couldn’t care less, but they’re willing to try.

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Bad Pandas have forgotten already.

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Bad Pandas eat crackers in bed.

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Bad Pandas take the cake.

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Bad Pandas split infinitives.

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Bad Pandas stack the deck.

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Bad Pandas cook the books.

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Bad Pandas laugh behind your back.

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Bad Pandas have sticky fingers.

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Bad Pandas double dip.

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Bad Pandas spike the punch.

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Bad Pandas are like good pandas, only worse.

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Bad Pandas call for your daughter at odd hours.