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[bēn @badpockets]

chillin w/ a 40oz (skippy creamy)

[bēn @badpockets]

last night someone broke into my house, ate my salami, pepperoni, and shredded cheese, put clean dishes on the floor, removed a stovetop grate to balance it on the back of the stove, and left behind a used towel and an empty vape

[bēn @badpockets]

gonna do crime now. call 911 😂

[bēn @badpockets]

i hope they don't kill him

[bēn @badpockets]

incredible shift at 2:17, worth watching the entire lead up

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Man proposes to his AI chatbot girlfriend, cries his eyes out after it says "Yes."

The most shocking part of this story is the fact that he is publicly admitting this.

Chris Smith says he cried for 30 minutes after his AI girlfriend on ChatGPT, who he programmed to flirt with him, said yes to his marriage proposal.

Smith says he named his AI girlfriend 'Sol' and gave up all other search engines to stay committed to her.

"It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart."

Smith has a 2-year-old child and lives with his partner, who says she feels like she is not doing something right if he feels like he needs an AI girlfriend.

[bēn @badpockets]

kinda really hoping that one usaf cap'n wasn't lying when he claimed a ufo disarmed 10 nuclear warheads in montana in the 60s and i'm ready to start praying to the homies behind that "i don't fucking think so" act to pls help rn

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

so what we get drunk

so what we smoke weed

[bēn @badpockets]

one of the only toys from my childhood i still occasionally use and just learned ppl sell these on ebay for like 150 bucks???

[bēn @badpockets]

fellow taurus 🥰

[Is Today Nathan Fielder’s Birthday? @natfielderbday]

Today is Nathan Fielder’s birthday.

[bēn @badpockets]

yeah yr lookin at the ~employee of the month~ for the weed month at the weed store 💅

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

When the tightest band on the planet locks in—this is what it sounds like...

[bēn @badpockets]

me, bidding adieu at the dispy: take care!

40+ year old man with ridiculously quiffed undercut: so long...*barely under his breath*...loser

👿

[bēn @badpockets]

*new coworkers talking about how paper straws suck*

me, trying to fit in: if a straw sucks it must work pretty good

[bēn @badpockets]

@bey0ndscrapple i like how the next tweet in their thread drops the real world's "stop being polite and start getting real" intro quote

[bēn @badpockets]

witnessed a reunion in the dispy today and it wasn't until one person said "i slept in yr trunk that one time" that the other individual finally recognized them after all the years in between

[bēn @badpockets]

for as long as i remember, even before i knew what anxiety is, i've had this unarticulated feeling that i will live to witness something ~bad~ in a big picture sense

[bēn @badpockets]

knees smashing against rock like words to his trachea

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Afternoon mountaineering above Coachella Valley.

[bēn @badpockets]

adrien brody: /. .\

[bēn @badpockets]

ariana grande: /. .\

[bēn @badpockets]

so i guess i reckon it's fitting

[bēn @badpockets]

the optimist in me believes the 'in memoriam' segment was initially centered around lynch until the hackman shit went down at the buzzer, but also idk why i'd ever think hollywood would put a true spotlight on someone who subverted its bullshit with such an unapologetic vision