Winnie the Pooh

Honey pot is life. 🍯

[Winnie the Pooh @badpoohbear]

@AnnaSnakeLane @elliejmscott @nancymesgreen @oxkissmequickxo I know something else you can lick and make yours. I'll even scratch your back while you do. #goaheadandfeedthebears #idontbitehard #xanimal

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@itslaurendotcom What about your pooh bear?? #cuteandfluffy #likestocuddle #strictlyplatonic

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Am truly saddened at the loss of @ChesterBe he and @linkinpark were such an inspiration to me going through high school. You will be missed

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Why is there a tasty danish named after my fingernail?? #shouldbegrossedoutbutimnot #looksnothinglikeaclaw #humansarestrangesometimes

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@PiercethaMilf You look like I'm sick and in need of a personal nurse

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@Yum_yum_13 @TowersCouple I'm a new follower. How about a treat for the ol pooh bear

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@PiercethaMilf Not that hard to imagine when you're as sexy and as awesome as you are babe. I'm one of those new followers and I wish I'd followed sooner

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@itslaurendotcom watched some of your instagram live video. Love you, love your attitude. Keep up the great work congrats on a million

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@asianmilftx I'll be sure and let my friend know. #thanksforresponding #youreverybeautiful #fellowtexanhere #loveyourtwitter

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@AshleyHeinrich1 Oh sister tell me about it. All I want to do is snuggle and cuddle but people keep running away. #bearproblems #imcuteandfluffythough

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@asianmilftx so will all dick pics get blocked or just human ones? #askingforafriend #cuteandcuddly #wecouldmakeitwork

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Sometimes #piglet can be a real asshole #buthesstillmyfriend #christopherrobinwontletmeeathim #thatsfuckedupnowthatisayit #ohbother

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@TheBosse_ I bet that with a flick of my finger, I can get those clothes to fall off. #justbearthings #sharpclawproblems #sharpclawnotsoproblem

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@WifeandI1504 Don't worry bro. I'll fill in. #honeypotislife #fillinforhubby #bearslovetoeattoo #cuteandcuddly

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@Sharingmarried1 How I feel when I get those sloppy seconds #honeypotislife #messyisbest

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This is rock bottom. Been clean 16 months. #imasurvivor #bearshavefeelingtoo #childstarproblems

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@Cesca__xo @itslaurendotcom Want to be my friend? Snapchat has some cute filters. #humanbearfriendshipswork #justaskchristopherrobin #werebothcuteandcuddly

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@JessicaVaugn My claws would rip that off in a heartbeat. #justbearthings #sharpclawproblems #sharpclawnotsoproblem #winkwink

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@Tribute2Playboy @tahliaparis Reminds me of the time I found my first girl while she was standing on some rocks. She had a lot more fur tho and wasn't nearly as sexy 😍

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@PlayboyPlus @deannagreenexo I'm willing to let you use my fur to sit on if you're ever interested #softbearfur #havetobeonmybacktho #promiseiwontbite