Hugo First, Esq.

I don’t need to read the Alabama brief. I have common sense.

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@GiancarloSopo Breaking Away

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@GiancarloSopo “Airplane!” (remake of Zero Hour! 1956).

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

Therapist: Did you experience any anxiety when you were a child?

Me: Well...

#genx

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@jeffcharlesjr Carol Burnett.

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@Super70sSports Anything by Air Supply. You’re all out of Love? Yea, well I’m all out of patience.

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@AndToddsaid The first half was good, but the kidnapping and tying up the boss plot was silly and ruined the movie.

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@resentfulincel Carol Burnett.

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@rkylesmith Carol Burnett.

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@mkhammer The rhythm is meant to sound like a woman’s nails clicking on typewriter keys. That was just genius on Dolly’s part.

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@DVanLangenhove @JDHaltigan @nathancofnas Ghent suspended Cofnas and now the press is publishing negative stories about him… weren’t Arday supporters just saying scholars shouldn’t be hounded like this, no matter the quality of their work?

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@Eve_Barlow “‘From the river to the sea.’ You don't even fucking know which river and which sea, you dolts.” ☠️ 👏🏻

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@mtracey Read “Fatal Vision”
Jeffrey MacDonald stabbed his daughters to death, and the prosecution held up their bloody pajamas and autopsy pictures during his trial. It’s called evidence.

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@CoffeewClassics Moby Micropenis.

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@ClayTravis Because “having it all” was never the road to happiness.

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@Super70sSports

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@redsteeze Absolutely expected from people who think you can change biological sex with hormone injections and a scalpel. If there is no truth, there are no rules.

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@EliLake Shore Boy
Tiny Moderate Village
Pluto, Breeze, and Ember

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@otokyo AAABBBBBBBBAAA

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@CaseyMattox_ AAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAA