Stew Ferrigno

Don’t make me hungry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Pay no attention to the stoned guy in the corner who’s had a few drinks but is in no way a trouble to society.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Y’know how authors write under pseudonyms? Does that mean singers and musicians use songonyms when they’re making up their fake names?

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Doesn’t matter if it’s a love seat. If you buy your sofa in Section, AL, it’s still a sectional sofa.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

On Tuesdays, we play music from Tuvalu.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

That being said, it’s definitely about race.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

The Clarence and Ginny Thomas situation kind of gives up the game. It’s not about race. That’s just the lever they use to stay in power. It’s about class and social status, ie how much wealth have you stolen. Racism is simply one cherry on their perverted cake.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

I know it’s not showing my posts to anyone. It’s not showing anyone else’s posts to me. Has the Recent tab been crippled in the X app? Cuz it doesn’t work anymore on the final Twitter blue.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

The only person who would brag about taking a dementia test is someone with dementia. Maybe that should be one of the questions on the test, hmmmmm?

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

The idiot in chief thinks it’s a compliment that they’re checking to see if he’s still got all his marbles and then lying about it that he doesn’t.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Size up on the dog’s hooded sweatshirt. Nobody gets cozy in a tight hoodie.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Irony is the having the president of the United States of America not understand that the test he thinks proves he’s smart is the one that simply proves that his age-addled brain is not stupid yet. And taking it so many times means he’s barely passing any of them.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

It’s 70° right now, but when the sun comes out from behind the clouds, it’ll bump the temp up by 18° and cause a thunderstorm. And that’s just how the weather works now. The sun is your enemy now.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

I was fighting robots on Twitter back in the teens. Now that they’ve taken over and run the whole game, it feels like time that was ultimately wasted.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Humans don’t follow people on X without being solicited in the way that is specific to them. If you’ve never heard of the account that just followed you, block it, then unblock it, and never think about it again. It’s just another robot.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

I’m gonna go to sleep on 6/25/26 and not wake up until 6/27/26 because I do not want to type out the date in between. I just won’t do it.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Be the Merv Griffin, Elevator Killer, you wish to see in the world.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

It’s always been his job in the organization to ruin the business, take the money, and run. That’s how he was able to tank a casino. It was his job. But now that he’s the boss, that’s still all he’s good at. Ruination.

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

If you had a diving bell and a strong enough kite, could you move laterally fast enough to break into orbit?

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Serious question for @Vimeo.

Why even have an optimization countdown if it doesn’t mean anything?