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[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

Graphic | A massacre has been uncovered in western Gaza City, where a Palestinian family was found executed by the Israeli occupation forces.

The forces are still present in the area, preventing an elderly woman who is still alive among the bodies from moving.

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Pingin nonton film agak laen. Tapi takutnya lagi nonton tiba2 dipanggil boss buat zoom. Dilema budak korporat🥲 @ernestprakasa

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Berkali2 coba kirim pengaduan di myindihime, selalu bilang slot waktu penuh. Trima aja dulu pengaduannya napa sih? @TelkomCare

[Deduktif Indonesia @deduktifid]

Kami menghimpun daftar panjang artis maupun influencer yang mempromosikan rumah judi online. Lengkap dengan keterangan kapan mereka mempromosikannya, serta mana saja yang sudah atau tidak dilaporkan ke kepolisian.

Simak daftar lengkapnya di bawah ini⬇️

[👯‍♀️ @pinkymew]

(alm) ayahku tidak bisa mengaji. Setidaknya aku merasa tidak permah melihatnya membaca Al-Quran. Katanya, beliau dibesarkan bukan di keluarga yang terlalu relijius. Pokoknya puasa, sholat ya sudah.

Suatu malam, aku melihat ayahku di depan komputer..

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@sosmedkeras Asoy tabang

[Emelia🌙 @Emelia8z0]

Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

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@kring_pajak #lupaEFIN
1. WP pribadi
2. sudah aktivasi

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Pernah kayak gitu abis donor darah

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[askrl] gagal infus belasan kali. sampe kayak ginii, mana bengkak trus nyeri gitu huhuuu bahaya ga sii? ngeri bgt liatnya kek dikecup setan :(

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Baru makan nasi dari kmarin. Nasi goreng

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@aldysuhanda_ Gunting kuku

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@tanyakanrl Kalau antar kota apalagi antar propinsi emang pake truk. Kan yg diantar bukan serum km doang

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@tanyarlfes Baru tau ada lagu judulnya anti kuman

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Pernah, sering. Pernah pergi ke RS sendiri pake motor, diendoscopi, bius total. Siuman pulang lagi sendiri naik motor

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@MemeSejutaUmat @inspirasibudget Roti jala mak limah biadab

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@natadimana @tanyarlfes Setuju

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@maman1965 Kursi nenek

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@FOODFESS2 Teh goyang Jepang

[Nihãn Aurum Khan @Nihann_01]

Pria berseragam ASN aniaya penjual martabak di jalan Gajah Mada, samping RS Graha Husada, Bandar Lampung; hanya karena ditegur korban agar tidak memarkir mobil di depan gerobaknya.

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@MamungKun coba @syadzwinass jawab yang ini

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pertanyaan orang2 ke saya, "kok gak jadi SRM? udah brapa lama di sini?"

skarang aku tau rasanya orang2 yang sering ditanya kapan nikah?