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sabar - ngalah, nriman - loman

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💥🇦🇷 Lionel Messi breaks another record as he becomes the FIRST PLAYER EVER to score in 7 consecutive World Cup games.

Perfect free kick. 🎨

[sydney swikee @illbertinsane]

i don’t really recommend falling in love di umur segini. kayanya mending meninggal aja

[badman @badruszaf]

@prasastiogiri stop rokok, stop mabuk, stop sholat

[badman @badruszaf]

how i miss being calmer, not interested and interacted with anyone, just peace.

[Console Age @console_age]

Gw ngumpulin video buat ngejawabin orang di WhatsApp.

Silahkan disimpan 🙏🏻

[jie🌺 @jie_jie_jokowis]

LGBTQ = Normal
Normal = Homophobic

Logika kaum sodom 😌

Benar2 CACAT LOGIKA

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[badman @badruszaf]

bismillah semoga istiqomah akan tetap selalu menyandang gelar cool uncle ditengah gempuran pernikahan kanan kiri alias moh rabi cok😵

[Izabella P. @BellaPensante]

Já falei várias vezes aqui que proximidade gera intimidade e intimidade gera desejo. Isso não é opinião, é biologia.
Quando um homem e uma mulher passam bastante tempo juntos, conversando, se abrindo e criando confiança, o cérebro solta hormônios como ocitocina (que cria vínculo) e dopamina (que dá prazer). Com o tempo, isso vira atração na maioria dos casos.

Não existe amizade 100% pura e sem nenhum interesse entre homem e mulher heterossexuais. O que a gente chama de “amizade” quase sempre tem uma atração escondida, mesmo que a pessoa não perceba. Pode até durar um tempo, mas é frágil. Basta uma briga, uma noite de bebida ou um momento mais fraco pra isso aparecer.

Exceções existem, mas são poucas. Por exemplo, quando um dos dois já está namorando sério, tem idade bem diferente, não tem nenhuma química ou outro motivo forte. Fora isso, é ilusão.
A natureza não fez homem e mulher pra serem só amigos. Ela fez pra se atraírem e se reproduzirem.

[badman @badruszaf]

bayu skak cringe parah

[badman @badruszaf]

sekawan limo 2 gaje banget ajg

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The Julian Alvarez transfer saga

[𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐚🕸️ @Bjoker202]

Ceux qui étaient là depuis le début savent à quel point on revient de loin

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Vey @veycutness]

Menurut ku cowo yg bayarin cewe nya makan, dianter-jemput itu bukan bare minimum.
Di balik itu mereka nahan makan, mereka nabung buat bayarin kita, mereka spent itu buat kita padahal bisa buat dirinya sendiri, in my opinion itu efort

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

2008: Oil spike - H1N1 influenza

2014: Oil crash - Ebola Virus

2020: Oil crash - COVID pandemic

2026: Oil spike - Hantavirus

[txt keluhan warga konoha @keluhkesahkonoh]

ini pernikahan gue
nemenin suamik nonton anime kesukaannya setiap malem .
awal2 sebelum dapet pemikiran ini, gue tuh sering bgt ribut kecot aja sama suami .

dia pulang kerja capek mau disayang mau ngelakuin hobby nya mau me time, sedangkan gue nunggu dia pulang kerja juga mau disayang dan didenger ceritanya

suami gue umurnya 30th, dia hobby game mobile legend dan nnton anime .
sedangkan gue?? samasekali gasuka 2 hal itu, mau tau pun gada rasanya .

dia pernah bilang "yaudah makanya kamu ikut main ML biar kamu jadi temen main aku" gue coba tapi nyatanya gue beneran gabisa dan bosan.
tapi gue selalu kepo dia main sama siapa aja dan isi chatnya apa. huuu ..

makin hari gue mikir nanti dia lama lama ga betah sama gue karena gue ribet begini, terus ribut gada brentinya .
akhirnya gue coba masuk dunianya, gue coba mengerti nnton anime2 itu, karena dia kalo nnton fokus .

yaudah gue coba ikutin, dan akhirnya gue berhasil. anime pertama yg dia kasih tau gue itu film nya saitama, sampe gue blg "kenapa kalo lanjutan filmnya lama gini sih? ngegantung aja" .

terus dari situ dia nnton naruto, gue blg "emg seseru apasih film itu?" terus dy kasih gue dari eps 1, tapi dia seneng ceritain jalan ceritanya sambil nnton bareng.
meskipun kadang dia ngasih tau gue bbrpa eps longkap2 dan gue ga ngerti ya gue ttp nikmatin kebersamaannya aja,

padahal gue kadang suka lupa pemerannya siapa aja, jutsunya apa, klen mana 😅 tapi dengan cara ini . kita bisa samasama dapet benefit, dy berhasil ngelepasin capek didalem rumah ditemenin istrinya, dan gue???

berhasil minta disayang sambil nnton film kesukaan dia. kadang nnton sambil diusapin, digarukin, diciumin.
kalo laper ditengah film kita suka keluar buat beli cemilan baru lanjut nnton lagi .

sampe kita ketiduran bareng .
besoknya pulang dia kerja gue selalu siap nemenin dia lagi .

ngobrol seputaran " ini kenapa ko jutsunya aneh ya" "dia kenapa ko berubah jadi uler" "dia kenapa jahat" hahaha .
jadi suami gue pulang ontime (kalo gada yg urgent) yg betah dirumah karena dapet partner hobby.

anak gue? anak gue udah kebagian gue temenin nnton film dia itu di waktu sore, sedangkan buat diri gue sendiri? gue me time ketika anak gue tidur siang dan suami gue kerja .
jadi dalam sehari gue melakukan 3 hobby, gue, anak gue, suami gue

cc:threads

[badman @badruszaf]

@ayamgota

[AL @allovnyung]

Yang ngerasa endingnya Salmokji bikin bingung, wajib nonton episode Salmokji di Midnight Horror Story (based on real story)

Yang diangkat sama film adalah the point that hantu air tuh emang bikin bingung, ga bisa bedain yang mana yang real yg mana ilusi

[stafsus Colonial⚔️🛡️ @stafsusthe2]

Bere minimum perempuan apa kalo boleh tau??